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| 10:31am 11/06/2006 |
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Dearest Anne Coulter,
While I am certainly a big fan of skinny blondes and overzealous bitches, I feel that mayhaps you have gone to far. You aren't Courtney Love after all, and therefore you have no coke bunge to blame your behavior on.
Since you are a conservative (I would not blasphemy the name "republican" with your image), I understand that you feel it is your duty to go overboard with what you are saying in order to garner as much attention as a drag queen in heels. And frankly, nothing excites me more than a good old fashioned cat fight. However, I have a few suggestions for you in the future.
The first is, of course, to work on your vocabulary. It is hard enough for a woman, let alone a blonde, get any respect as an intelligent human being, and you are not doing yourself any favors by using words like "broad". While it is a word recognized in the dictionary, it is also slang. As someone who, I am sure, hates minorities and the under-educated, let us not give in to using slang. Other words that you may find particualry useful when bashing another female, without sounding like a 15 year old girl in the lunch room, might be: "those witless women!" or "they are truly obtuse personages!" or "women of such imbecilic stature!"
If you wish to make a personal dig on them, I would suggest taking one step back and remembering "Personal digs make none look so badly as the one saying them." I know that you want to feel superior to these women since you yourself are not married ("Let's say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I'm not married."
-- Ann Coulter, Rivera Live, June 7, 2000) and as a conseravtive, to not be married cannot be a good thing. However, using poor vocabulary and grammar is not the way to go about it.
Second, try not to come off as a nazi. No one really likes nazis, except other nazis. And the nazi demographic, while good sized, is not enough to make you popular. Advocating genocide and religion conversion as a solution to genocide and religion conversion seems strange. (On Islamic extremists: "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."
-- Ann Coulter, National Review Online, 2004). I would humbly suggest that you try to sugar coat this by offering everyone a free ipod or smething with every conversion.
Third, while I applaud your efforts to stop women from voting or from being part of the regular world, I feel that this may stop you from doing several things, like writing books or being on television. I don't know if you have fully thought that through. So might I suggest you read Margret Atwood's book, "The Handmaid's Tale" and get back to me on the subject.
I value having you out there, being snippy and over dramatic, with just that tinge of fascism to your voice, and wonder what on earth I would do without it on the news everyday? I am sure of course, that being blonde, and rather a feeble sex, that a man could simply take over for you, but then how would we sell your message? Maybe we could get an attractive male to do it for you? This presents a problem, as there are so few attractive conservatives out there, mainly because ordinarily (you as the exception of course!)attractive people are too busy being happy to want to kill mass amounts of people.
I would also suggest that when you get on T.V., taht you stop arguing with the male news anchors. They are male and therefore smarter than you. It's not your fault, God made you this way and you really should not argue with your superiors. Matt Lauer was simply trying to talk with you and your own innate insecurities, from being part of the weaker, inferior sex, overwhelmed you, causing you to argue with him. Shhhh, now.
Finally, the best thing you can do to help spread your message is to just go home. No, really. Find yourself a husband, hopefully an attractive one, and stay at home to have three babies. Learn how to bake things, go to church daily, and say nothing except "Of course honey, right away." Make sure to smile a lot and have promotional pictures taken of you and your family. Write a really amazing book on the joys of raising a family, but have your husband sign his name as the author (don't give other mothers the delusion they can write AND raise a family at the same time!)
You really need to be a role model to all the other women in America. You really need to show them, no matter how loud mouthed of a women you are, you can learn to be submissive and take orders from everyone. You need to turn yourself over to a husband and stop having political, or any any other kind, of ideas rambling about in your pretty little head.
If the problem is that you are unable to have babies or are secretly gay, might I suggest either killing yourself or trying a full frontal lobotomy? I really just want you to be a good woman (or at least as good as a woman can get, since we are all just made of sin) and in order to do that I really do hope that you take my advice.
Sincerely,
Danielle |
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| 11:02am 25/02/2006 |
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Attention President Bush:
If you would like to save lives, then please do the following:
stop killing people in Iraq.
give money to the AIDS crisis in Africa.
be tougher on domestic abuse so that men don't kill their wives and wives don't get fed up with being smacked around and kill their husbands.
be tougher on parents so that their kids don't end up being tied up in basements, raped after they fall down the stairs and get knocked unconcious, or simply strangled or something else.
Provide adequate relief when natural disasters strike.
Train people not to trust the FDA to say what drugs are safe.
Adopt a child from this country or some other country and not just save a life, but make that life worth saving; make life better.
ect.
Do something that takes effort. Do something real. save a real life.
Don't take the easy way out. Don't ban cigarettes or abortions. Fetuses are not the same as a drowning person in a hurricane or a child in a land mine. You are stupid (I know) to think that and I am sick of you thinking a bunch of cells in my uterus are more important than me. I am here and I breathe and I hurt and I feel.
And dammit, I wish my mother had had an abortion. But she didn't. And I wish yuor mother had had an abortion. But she didn't. So i will have one for her and I certainly hope the rest of the women in the world hurry up and kill their unbron fetuses so that another inbred, grammar mangling, fat ass from the south is not born. Or an SU student. I will kill all fetuses in an effort to keep another SU student from being born. |
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| 07:22am 19/06/2005 |
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Tom Cruise is an evil little troll and should die. And clearly, Katie holmes really is a retarded basset hound just like Dru said 8 years ago. |
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| 07:59pm 15/06/2005 |
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This is random, but this is annoying me.
I did not know Shaun Luu all that well. He had his birthday at my house two years ago and was always nice to me when I ran into him, but I would not say that we were friends. I visited him in the hospital, but really only beacuse he was in the same hospital at the same time as Sara and it was like "might as well." I did however want to go to the funeral nonetheless because I did kind of know him and well, frankly, I like funerals. I like the closure and the black clothes, and plus Joe seemed to really want me to go.
But I didn't go. and why didn't I go?
"One thing that bothered me a great deal was the kids that showed up only for “points” or to say that they were there. It was a cool rage that I felt, it is one thing to show support for your friends and the family, but it is very much so another to just show up. A friend asked me when he arrived how many of such people had showed up and I could only shake my head and say countless to which was responded to with an utterance of disgust and stating it had much been the same at the candle light vigil for which I could not attend but that I sorely wanted to. Praise the Lord I could restrain myself with these types of people around because I have been worn down with all this."
Oh shut the fuck up. How many people have you had die? Like, oh, this one? i have had so many people die on me and trust me, when you are upset about a death all you can focus on is your grief. You don't give a fuck who else is there; you don't care whether the people that show up were his best friends or some crack heads off the street. you are too busy grieving. And if you do notice, you should be happy that so many people wanted to come "pay their respects". you don't have to love someone or be their best friend to respect or mourn a life. If you knew someone and felt at all bothered by the world's loss of them, then you should feel like you can go to their funeral and not be judged. Bullshit.
Syracuse is such bullshit that even a funeral is a god damn scene point. "I am better than you and deserve to be at this funeral because I have known him for this long". Why not just have a fucking guest list at the door? "Asshole plus one"? I don't give a fuck about your scene points. I don't go to shows, I have no tattoos, and I fucking hate the music that you listen to. But I do feel sad that one of the few "scene" kids that was nice to me is dead. i really wish you weren't all such a bunch of assholes that I couldn't even go to a fucking funeral because I didn't want to see any of you.
and I am making this public so you can all know just how much I hate you and you can talk about me and hate me some more. wheeeee. |
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| 07:47pm 07/06/2005 |
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scotland: fantastic. jamie, cath, mick, kerry, paul. sweet sweet love. too bad for the rain.
england: shite. miss scotland.
skipping rest of tour. staying with kerry. mick here. tara, scotty, and paul to come soon. |
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| 05:51pm 14/05/2005 |
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Janice Dickinson is my favorite person:
They are all fat. The whole room is fat. She's fat. Your fat. I'm fat. (sneer). |
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| 08:23pm 22/04/2005 |
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I did what leigh said and took a song and translated it to german and then to french and then back to english. It is no longer a song, but a weird mangle of words.
Ing STAR of its window as the world attacks by of Arthur Robinson closes outside does not know, why I see however that Cadillacs was carried segelnd me on banks of Chesapeakebucht, but Maryland and of Virginia fade far have and me hold, comes to think tomorrow I wait today, therefore ad infinitum and the comet comes between me and the girl, him in the shades with the modern apparatus clean outside, go glass and the answers, "i-T of Ballerinen and myself there of streptocoques Robinson could leave completely with its Cadillac dream. Carries in its cellar all shoes of toe and twinned with the girl in the mirror which slips by, if it slips by, where you think yourselves, finished until the state that you are in your bringings together of reflexion and withdraws then still and the comet comes between me and the girl which cleans it outside there in the shades with the modern apparatus to leave completely could, goes to the bottom streptocoque Robinson in to her Cadillac dream. I have a voyage of round not that shimmers and orders provide to the bottom the length of the evening to the carnival in a house with sides, in Reue am dreamed of a black car which, we are slipping by and slipping by and slipping by and now..., It notifies to the bottom which I am there a girl in a cellar fell to which its higher part leaves and gives it the people who say that they knew that me ' me not with the hope of sky I to so probably perhaps go cannot, that you go to drilling in the cover to the hell and the comet comes between me and who goes to from Robinson the girl who could form, cleaning to him completely there outside in the shade of the streptocoque modern apparatus to his Cadillac dream. |
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| 10:45am 18/02/2005 |
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reccomend me some music yo. |
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| 12:07pm 07/02/2005 |
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♥Danielle and ♥Dan | - Will never adopt some robot girls.
- Resent having to chat.
- Have still not exactly determined who is more ticklish.
- Make a difference.
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| 08:42pm 13/11/2004 |
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humph. I know that my icon is a disney villian and therefore open for people to use. but some bitch actually stole it. like literally. Same bad editing black line and all.
i feel hurt and must now kill her. |
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| 10:08am 29/09/2004 |
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Joe gets up at 6:00 am to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot full of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water quality standards. He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure their safety and that they work as advertised.
All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance--now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs this day. Joe’s bacon is safe to eat because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.
Joe takes his morning shower reaching for his shampoo; His bottle is properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained. Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some tree hugging liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air. He walks to the subway station for his government subsidized ride to work; it saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees. You see, some liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.
Joe begins his work day; he has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe’s employer pays for these benefits because Joe’s employer doesn’t want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed he’ll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some liberal didn’t think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.
Its noontime. Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe’s deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some liberal wanted to protect Joe’s money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the depression.
Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some stupid liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his life-time.
Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive to dad's; his car is among the safest in the world because some liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. He was the third generation to live in the house financed by the Farmer's Home Administration because bankers didn’t want to make rural loans. The house didn’t have electricity until some big government liberal stuck his nose where it didn’t belong and demanded rural electrification. (Those rural Republicans would still be sitting in the dark).
He is happy to see his dad, who is now retired. His dad lives on Social Security and his union pension because some liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn’t have to. After his visit with dad he gets back in his car for the ride home.
He turns on a radio talk show. The host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. (He doesn’t tell Joe that his beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day). Joe agrees: “We don’t need those big government liberals ruining our lives; after all, I’m a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have”. |
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| 04:47pm 23/08/2004 |
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so our librarian first lady is ALSO a moron.
as a good kerry supporter I thoughtI would go check up and see what the devil has to say at their official site. mind you, this is THEIR propaganda...
1. Under the heading: Mrs. Bush: President's Policies Improving Womens' Lives Worldwide
Q How would you explain it to children who have parents overseas?
MRS. BUSH: Well, you mean the -- yes. I mean, that's very, very difficult. And I've met with a lot of children on military bases around the United States whose parents are deployed. [...]They might have been the valedictorian in the school they were in before but don't get to take that. Or, in an example in my state, Texas requires a study of Texas history, which you do in the seventh grade. So those children have to -- those students have to take Texas history and -- or they can't graduate.
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE SAYING?
2. Q Hasn't the Vice President --
MRS. BUSH: Not that I know of.
WHAT? WAS THERE EVEN A QUESTION?????
3. Q Have you seen Fahrenheit 9/11? (Laughter.)
MRS. BUSH: What do you think? (Laughter.)
Q I think that you haven't. (Laughter.)
MRS. BUSH: I think that would be right.
Thank you all. Thanks so much. And I really want to enlist your help and get the word out to parents to make sure their children read this summer.
WOW Good spin...uh huh.
Don't vote for Bush. His idea that one should be educated should start with him. Send his entire drunken family back to school...mayhaps a public speaking class or two at the very least. A librarian indeed. humph. |
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| BOOK REVIEW |
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| 05:33pm 13/08/2004 |
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HEY KIDDIES!
Like MORRISSEY and anything that relates to him or the SMITHS?
Like books? Kinda short, funny, weird books?
Did you enjoy the film "28 Days Later", but kinda wish that if it really happened you'd get to hang out with your best friends in the world and taht there were no zombies involved or weird military people trying to rape you/ your girlfriend?
If you answered yes to any of these questions you should read the book, "Girlfriend in a Coma", by Douglas Coupland.
It is not only weird, spooky, and kinda funny, but also involves a ghost, spooky psychic happenings, and heroin use! As well as not so subtle commentary on how Earth sucks! Also, you will find ostriches.
BUT, the BEST part is how Smiths song titles are wittily used in dialouge! I picked up the book on a whim at the library, seeing that the title was a Smiths' song. I thought it was just a funny coincidence. And since on of the topics in the book is taht there are NO coincidences, it was even more witty to me.
COME ON KIDS! Try and find your favorites such as: Last of the international playboys! and Everyday is Like Sunday! and Bigmouth Strikes again! Fun fun fun!
Sorry, but I spent all day at work reading this and it was quite fabulous.
I figured some of you (marco, hint hint) would find this really interesting.
Pardon me if you already knew...though curese you for not telling me!
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-form/102-7138235-7276949 |
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| 03:57pm 18/06/2004 |
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I want to get married. I really really do.
and yet I find it really sad that a 22 year old I know
a) got engaged once at 17, only to have it broken off a few months later
and b) just got engaged again after dating a guy for four months.
I have been dating dan for two years in july and I am not even ready to think about getting engaged to him. Or maybe that just means we are meant for each other. I dunno. |
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| 08:36am 15/05/2004 |
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but I keep up with the news...I stole this from someone's journal and I'm posting it publicly since I hope people will read it. I'm not saying the video is faked or not..I'm just sayig our president is a lying bag of shit and we cannot trust him for everything.
15 Anomalies Surrounding Nick Berg's Death...
Read This, if you have any interest in what happened. If you don't care, move on.
Arab linguists have said the man posing as the Jordanian Zaraqawi did not speak with a Jordanian dialect. Others have suggested the man reading the written statement may not have been a native speaker of Arabic.
Zaraqawi was missing one leg and had been outfitted with an artificial leg that did not fit or function properly. He was unable to walk or stand normally with his ill-fitting limb. No man in the group showed evidence of such an infirmity.
Numerous indigenous sources have said Zaraqawi was killed by a US helicopter attack months ago when he was unable to move quickly enough to escape the targeted house. While others managed to exit the house in time to survive, he died in the collapsed building.
As any surgeon will testify, the alleged beheading was a fake. A beheading would result in a tremendous amount of spurting blood. There would have been blood everywhere had an actual beheading taken place. When the executioner holds up Berg's head immediately following what is represented as an actual decapitation of a living person, there is no significant blood flow from the neck or blood splatters showing anywhere on the executioner. Furthermore, the cut was simply too neat to have been done crudely and with such amazing speed by a man wielding a knife. Anybody who has ever carved a turkey knows there is something wrong with the supposed beheading. The suspended head looks more like Berg had been neatly beheaded by a guillotine.
The orange jumpsuit was standard US military issue to men in custody. It is unlikely Berg would have continuing wearing a US custodial uniform if he had been released by the military as they claim. The fact he was still wearing the suit is both anomalous and suggestive. One is forced to speculate as to whether there was an immediate transfer of Berg from the US military to unknown persons, thusly preventing Berg from discarding his US prison garb.
Several of the men in the film were fat by Iraqi standards. If they were Feyadeen or mujahadeen, they probably have been living underground since the first days of the occupation. Tens of thousands of Iraqis have been shown on news stories as they have marched and demonstrated. One would be hard pressed to point out a single fat man among these thousands.
Some men had what can only be described as pasty-white hands. Once again, one would be hard pressed to find Arab men with pasty-white hands.
The lack of spurting blood suggests Berg was already dead at the time of the alleged decapitation. It is possible Berg's dead body was displayed with his head already partially or totally severed. In any case, he almost certainly was killed before the staged beheading. If so, it suggests the captors had no stomach for an actual beheading of a living person, and they opted to fulfill their assignment quietly and with the least amount of gore.
The scream that is heard has been interpreted as a woman's scream by many viewers. Videotape cognoscenti have further said the scream was amateurishly added to the tape.
The U.S. government translation of one statement made on the film is: "Does al Qaeda need any further excuses?" This is a falsification. The actual statement urged fellow insurgents to get off their hind ends and do something. One assumes the translator being used by the US military is a native speaker of Arabic, so this cannot be explained as an innocent flub. This suggests the US government wanted to inject an alleged al- Qaeda group into the murder of Nick Berg.
Iraqis who have seen the videotape on Arabic news broadcasts are universally saying the men in the film are not Iraqis. Are they saying this partly because the speaker does not employ an Iraqi dialect? Where does their certainty come from?
Firearms experts have stated the AK-47 carried by one man was a "Gilal." This actually is an Israeli-made weapon that improves on the famous AK- 47. Feyadeen and other insurgents almost universally use AK-47s.
The man in the videotape who is purported to be Zarqawi is wearing a gold ring. This is absolutely proscribed by Islamic law.
The US military has stated that Berg was never in US custody and that he had been in custody of the Iraqi police. The Iraqi police adamantly deny he was ever in their custody. On April 1, an e-mail from Beth A. Payne, the U.S. consular officer in Iraq, was sent to the family of Nick Berg. It stated that Ms. Payne had located Nick, and he was currently in custody of the US military. We have to conclude that either the email was bogus or the US military has been lying.
The chair that Berg was seated in during the filming was a standard issue military chair of the exact same kind as seen in a color photo taken at the Abu Ghraib Prison. The chances a terrorist cell would be using this same chair are minimal at best. |
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| 07:11pm 10/05/2004 |
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friends only. |
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